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TV Casting: TOO GLAMOROUS for your OWN GOOD? (Nationwide)
Are you too glamorous for your own good?
Do responsibilities/life get in the way of your efforts to be glam?
Are countless hours and dollars needed to achieve your look?
A major cable network is looking for women who will do ANYTHING to be beautiful.
If you’re always up on the latest trends, spending every day in the hair or nail salon, or have a unique sense of style we want to hear from you! We’re looking for women who:
- have extremely long hair/ nails
- Are addicted to shopping for shoes
- Wear an outfit only once
- Are addicted to tanning
- Obsessed with being on top of every trend
- are obsessed with makeup
- want to be a human doll
If your friends or family have complained about your fashion or beauty obsessions, if you’re always turning heads on the street for your glamorous or unique sense of fashion, we want to hear from you!(Source: losangeles.craigslist.org)
REALITY TV - Are You Addicted to Being Bad? (Nationwide)
IS THERE ONE THING YOU DO THAT IS PISSING PEOPLE OFF? Do you have a habit that makes you a “Bad Girl” or “Bad Boy”? If you know of or are someone that fits this category, we would love to hear from you!
Screaming Flea Productions (the creators of HOARDERS and MY SHOPPING ADDICTION) in association with a major cable network is working on a new series called ADDICTED TO BEING BAD. We are seeking candidates between the ages of 18-45 who have one overwhelming personality issue that is causing people around them to call them “BAD.” Whether it’s swinging/swapping, picking fights, shoplifting, stealing boyfriends/girlfriends, or underage clubbing — anything goes if there is one overwhelming thing that makes you “BAD!”
To apply please go to www.sfpseattle.com/casting and click on ADDICTED TO BEING BAD(Source: losangeles.craigslist.org)
TV SHOW: LOOKING FOR FAMILIES IN CONFLICT ASAP! FREE TRIP TO NYC (Los Angeles)
***ALL GUESTS GET FREE FLIGHT, HOTEL, CAR SERVICE, MEAL MONEY, HAIR & MAKE-UP & LIE DETECTOR TEST IF NEEDED!***
HIT NATIONAL TV TALK SHOW THAT SPECIALIZES IN CONFLICT RESOLUTION IS LOOKING FOR FAMILY MEMBERS IN ANY KIND OF ARGUMENT, DISPUTE OR CONFLICT! IF YOU ARE ANGRY OR UPSET AT A:
- BROTHER/SISTER
- FATHER/MOTHER
- AUNT/UNCLE
- COUSIN
- ANY OTHER FAMILY MEMBER
- HUSBAND/WIFE
FOR ANY REASON, AND YOU WANT TO CONFRONT THAT PERSON ON OUR SHOW, AND LET US HELP YOU RESOLVE YOUR DISPUTE, THEN PLEASE CONTACT US ASAP!(Source: losangeles.craigslist.org)
Millionaire Matchmaker Seeking Classy Women
We are a millionaire matchmaking service who help women meet the loves of their life FOR FREE. We work with successful, commitment minded men who are tired of the dating scene and ready to settle down with the woman of their dreams. To apply or find out more information please visit out link here.
(Source: losangeles.craigslist.org)
IT’S NOT A JOB. IT’S MORE OF A SWEATY ADVENTURE. YOU IN?
“We’re looking for outgoing, talented, hardworking people to represent truth®, traveling the country with some of the country’s biggest and best music, sports, art, and cultural tours and festivals. Your job: meeting cool new people, sharing some facts about the manipulative practices of the tobacco industry, along with some cool swag, and trying to stay sane while living with 7 other people on a tour bus. Sound fun? Yeah, we think so too.”
(Source: losangeles.craigslist.org)
he died so we could have it our way
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